Her love is eternal.
ANNA ELENA PEPE
She's making sex great again.
APRIL MONIQUE BURRIL
She loves controlling what her hubby wears.
His love of eggplants has catapulted him to stardom.
She's not a gold digger. She's a gold miner!
His death has sparked a public outcry and perhaps an investigation or two.
She helps us all drink alone, together.
She'll sweet talk you out of all your money...and you'll like it.
He's a winning winner.
She sees herself in her therapy patients all the time.
Karen is an expert at monetizing her family.
Art is her life. It's also her sex life.
Even when Tanner is wrong, he's right. He's ultra right. He's alt-right.
Jesse's full talents are yet to be appreciated by the masses.
Jimmy knows the show must go on at all costs.
He always hires the best people. It's not his fault if they end up dead.
He's the model employee in one of the world's worst workplaces.
As usual, this sound guy can't believe what idiocy he's hearing.
She always says "Praise the Lord," when church is over and she can collect her check.
She's a diva and her whole family knows it.
Chariti loves reporting the fake news almost as much as she loves gossiping about fake people.
Wendy hosts the most arousing morning show ever.
Lexi puts the "ass" in aspirational.
Daddy's little girl may have gotten herself in over head with her Home Musical production.
MARCO ANTONIO PARRA
He's getting ready for the Apocalypse and he needs a team of women to help him.
He loves being close to his son, even if his son is a Plant.
She's gorgeous. She's smart and she's deadly.
Some psychics talk to the dead. Flower Rose talks to plants.
His wife really needs him. He needs a vacation...from her.
RODNEY DAMON COLLINS
If God didn't want him to prosper, why are people giving him so much money each week?
She's the little sister, but she isn't a baby.
She's the virtual teacher of your dreams...and your kids' nightmares!
He's the reasonable one in an unreasonable world.
Daisy loves plants more than people. She's passionate about flora and fauna.